pornoavirus

A disease causing excessive masturbation due to boredom of being on a pandemic lockdown.

I went to visit my friend Rob to see if he was doing ok in the lockdown and was worried he might be sick when I saw the piles of tissues but he assured me he's not ill he just has pornoavirus.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Pornovirus

A computer virus contracted while watching porn. Derived from either clicking on the dodgy ads, popup malware or by downloading a video for later use. Notoriously hard to clean from your system, pornovirus often requires reformatting to achieve a full cure.

Goddammit! I was fapping on YouPorn and got a pornovirus again!!!

by epicflog October 27, 2017