procrasturbate

To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.

Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?

by 646465 May 28, 2008

Procrasturbating

Putting off, getting off

The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date

"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"

by Geoffry Barthalowmew Cornellius April 18, 2007

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate masturbating

An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"

by Alinbos February 13, 2009

Procrasturbation

1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.

1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"

by Master Procrasturbator October 16, 2009

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

Procrasturbait

To engage in masturbation as a means to postpone an obligation.

Susan was supposed to finish her homework but instead decided to procrasturbait for another half hour.

by JoethatisinthearmyandgoestoLSU December 16, 2008