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Procrasturbait
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To engage in
masturbation
as a
means
to postpone an
obligation
.
Susan
was supposed to finish her
homework
but instead decided to procrasturbait for another
half
hour.
Procrasturbait
by
JoethatisinthearmyandgoestoLSU
December 16, 2008
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