epic proportions

Epically retarded and unfunny.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product July 26, 2008

Irish Promotion

A demotion.

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.

by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011

Prebortion

Punching one in the twat at maximum velocity so as to make sure one never has the ability to concieve a child (Cunt Punt)

Na, my boyfriend and I got in a fight and he got pretty pissed and gave me a Prebortion

by Dipstik007 August 18, 2010

Proportionating

When all areas of the female body are on point. Literally. Literally pointing in all the right directions. Well proportioned.

Damn, Katy's tight. Her body be just proportionating like it's her job!

by I. Ferrari May 27, 2014

proportionlized

To make proported

Collins face is not proportionlized

by Ggbbbab February 17, 2018

proportionate

Vocabulary.com Dictionary
proportionate
When things are in proportion, they are proportionate — their relative magnitudes are in balance and make sense the way they are. When the punishment fits the crime, it's proportionate.

Artists, designers, architects, and plastic surgeons are all people who care deeply about whether things are proportionate. After all, if you give someone a nose job and their nose turns out too small, it won't look proportionate. And that's just in the visual sense. The old adage "No use crying over spilled milk" is just a way of saying that tears aren't proportionate to such a minor accident. Tears are proportionate when you crash your car, lose your fortune, or don't get into college.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019