pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize

by Wakahamillflame November 24, 2016

Nobel Pee Pee Prize

The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.

Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me

by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 14, 2021

Nobel Peace Prize

Something given to war criminals.

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.

by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023

PRIZZLE

Prizzle meaning prison like its cousin words jizzle.

In tha prizzle nizzles like yourself become bizzles.

by B 2 QUIK June 28, 2004

priceless

Mastercard's love children: a group of 12 music interns who have heart, lived in the hilton, had everything paid for them, partied like rock stars,toured with over 50 bands, and became best friends. Also used to emphasize a moment that can never be replicated to the same degree.

bull operator: "Where's the party at?"
megan: "Right here!" (body roll)
Sarah: "PRICELESS"

by Hello elo November 4, 2005

winning the prize

Relevant only during the Year of the Cormorant The act of not in fact winning a prize, or indeed any form of reward.

"You think that's funny huh? Well this is the Year of the Cormorant! Do you realise that?"
"Yes sir"
*suppressed laughter*
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!"
...
"w-"
"THERE'S NO PRIZE!!!"

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.

Olivia is Jack's consolation prize.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018