Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

Prestanesvegen

Prestanesvegen, known for being the little brother to prestanesbakken, is a road in Norway that’s been gathering colorful people for over 50 years. Many people who live there has a horrible taste in music, and the rumours says they dont even like «Scotty doesn’t know».

They have had visits of famous people, such as Skrell pottesmell, The Notorious B.I.G, Lassa and the main priest in Moldova, therefore it’s name.

Ey man, you wanna go to Prestanesvegen?

No, i am afraid to meet Skrell Pottesmell, i would much rather go to Prestanesbakken!

by Karmøyfagmannen January 5, 2025

Pretastic

1. To be well known before rising to popularity/fame, whether it be infamous or not.

Dude, you know Lizzie right? She was so pretastic man, before all the drama and shit like that…

by Stacked up February 28, 2026

presta

a cute baddie who wears brandy melville and has a 10/10 body

Is that a presta over there? Damn i gotta get her number!

by kjpd April 17, 2025

Pretard

A retard whom was very likely conceived of precum.

Man 1: "Bob, you're such a pretard."
Man 2: "abwd... awjs!! hejahes...!!!"

by Noirxire September 5, 2025

PreTard

A person who takes too much pre-workout and starts to act insane

Look at Johnny over there on the bench press, it looks like he’s got that PreTard strength today.

by PhillyStinkBait November 17, 2025

Pretard

A Pretard is someone who thinks that every pre 2020 lil uzi vert song is insane and he will never reach that level again. Pretards hate on anything new and compare any existing producer that Uzi works with to their lord and savior oogie mane.

*non pretard* Hey bro you fw that new Chanel boy song?

*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn

by anonymous November 27, 2025