Portoon

Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.

Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"

by samboosak November 5, 2019

Potlong

Somebody who does nothing and thus could be replaced by a traffic cone

A: Matteo is such a Potlong, he gets 0 kills.
B: Yeah, he should get back to playing Fortnite.

by Soran220 June 2, 2023

Magic Potion

The combination of weed and tequila

I'm not under the influence officer, I'm practicing a magic potion.

by Jimmybuffet June 28, 2015

Potion of fleshly ambiguousness

Also known as Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness,
is a potion that the internet guru Hal thompson creates which is used in basically any other potion. Its most commonly used in potions, to turn yourself into other forms.

Add Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness with whisky and dragons spit to turn you into a lemon juice monster.

by Expert League December 7, 2010

Patoon

A word of expression used when someone else says exactly what you are thinking.

Emily: No matter how much I study I always seem to do poorly on my tests.

John: Patoon!!

by lee.eem January 7, 2017

pooonkay

1) pooonkay (adj) when used in conjuction with an elongated pronunciation of good refers to something very positively

2)pooonkay (adj) when used alone refers to something which is either bad or boring or dubious

orginated from the tv show punky brewster but mainly used in northern ireland, though it has been known to be used in scotland and midlands england

1)Kirsty: that was a pooonkay good film

2)Steven: peter told me about the time he went to lourdes- it was a pooonkay story.

michelle: yeah that was a pooonkay story too.

Ciara: this is a pooonkay urban dictionary entry.

by keeora December 10, 2008

Cotton Pontoon

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.

Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!

by Newftronics April 25, 2011