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Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.
My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.
by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019
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Professional Yapper

Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.
Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."
by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023
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starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
by OkieObserver September 28, 2014
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dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.
by John's Smith's February 28, 2017
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Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf
Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am
by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021
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spawn of possession

Spawn of Possession was a technical death metal band from Kalmar, Sweden, founded in 1997. In 2017, the band announced their split up via their Facebook page. SoP has three albums out, Cabinet (2003) Noctambulant (2006) and Incurso (2012) there is also a demo called The Forbidden (2000), a follow up to Incurso was planned, but the bands retirement has stopped it's production.
Wow, I miss Spawn of Possession.
by William Rainer January 8, 2019
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car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
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