Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍

“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.

by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021

Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.

Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.

by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

Poster

Someone who is posting a very large amounts of data in any social media platform (discord,instagram,youtube,tiktok.........) but he/she is not spamming

Actually he (she) is trying to promote some product or service, or he is just trying to troll

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guy 1 : *post some shitpost in discord
.....after several seconds
guy 1 : *post some memes

guy 1 : *post 3 photos and wojak memes
guy 2 : 'hey hi man'
....after 35 seconds...
guy 1 : *post a video about ukraine war
.....after 13 seconds
guy 1 : *post some memes about zyss and motivational shit :P
........after 1 minute

guy 2 : 'hey man can you please stop posting?'
..........after 7 seconds
guy 1 : * insta post some shitpost for feminism
guy 2 : 'aaaaadsdhewiufasfge can you freaking stop posting or we kick you'
..............after 8 seconds

guy 1 : *post Afghanistan memes about war.
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so.........yeah this is the life of a poster

by RMSpeeK (آر بي جي) September 29, 2022

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Poster Syndrome

The reluctance to post on social media, specifically LinkedIn based on an irrational fear of making a fool of yourself.

Person 1: "Your take on the metaverse is so spot on, you should post it on LinkedIn.@
Person 2: "Thank you, I would but I a have a bad case of poster syndrome"

by accidentallygenius July 20, 2022

poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018