pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

pooping pad

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back

Lay down a pooping pad first

by johnphok March 14, 2015

pooping taco

When you are eating a taco, and the ingredients inside fall out of the back.

I.e of a Pooping Taco.
•"Aw man, my taco just pooped all over my shirt."
•"I have to fold the of my taco so it doesn't poop on me."

by not_jt May 10, 2016

poopishly

something done in an unfortunate, unpleasant, or poopish manner

"Ellie poopishly refused to watch forrest gump."

by gladlydisturbedbymissmayhem July 23, 2018

pooping partner

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

by GinMouse September 25, 2019

Poopinclature

when you queef on poop

I poopinclatured on the one in ur mouth.

by L0raxeo October 13, 2020

Pooping

having phone sex with josh

Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes

by shehatesrally March 18, 2021