That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
by Ofmay November 17, 2013
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by SHAWN S0L0 August 25, 2019
Get the Panty Poodle mug."Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"
by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018
Get the Cock and Poodle Too mug.A pet waste removal company based out of Arizona. Poodini Pet Waste Removal is Arizona's friendly neighborhood pooper scooper!
by Poodini The Great June 27, 2017
Get the Poodini mug.Pood is a sped who has a very big lisp and likes to make jew jokes, he jokes about being gay with Natenukemblast and always has monkey fights over voice calls. POODBelmonte is very bad at playing RoN and loses to PVPKieran all the time! He can't use proper grammar and always does gay stuff. He drags out his words like 'makeeeee readyyyyyyyyyy.' He likes to start families with San and likes Dutch people. He likes to talk about not having a tounge.
Natenukemblast: PVP you're an idiot
PVPKieran: *mocks* PVP you're an idiot
Natenukemblast: stop being such a POODBelmote
PVPKieran: *Slams mic on desk*
POODBelmonte: AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHH
PVPKieran: *mocks* PVP you're an idiot
Natenukemblast: stop being such a POODBelmote
PVPKieran: *Slams mic on desk*
POODBelmonte: AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHH
by K!eranBOP May 26, 2019
Get the POODBelmonte mug.Office Poodle (noun): A type of worker in an office setting that will be the bane of your existence. Overacheiver, brown-noser, quick to run to management to report issues with everyone at the drop of a hat. An office poodle is the type of person who organizes ALL the office social functions including but not limited to: birthday celebrations, baby showers, engagement announcements, retirement toasts, and will be that person to insist everyone contributes monetarily. They will also be the person to coordinate holiday gifts to the boss, and insist everyone chip in $40 instead of $10. An office poodle may or may not know every single detail of your personal life, but they’d be the type to report you for wearing Crocs under your desk. They also would be the type to look over your shoulder while you’re scrolling Pinterest, later to put out an all staff email about “Personal device use on company time”. An office poodle will be the type to freak out over small changes that derail their routine. Imagine them pacing around in circles, wetting the floor in moments of crisis. These are the kinds of people who always look to make themselves look good to the company, but aren’t terribly concerned if it makes you look like a slacker in the process.
I rolled into work 6 minutes late with my iced coffee and the office poodle made sure to bring it up at our staff meeting that morning.
by Thatgirloverthere369 February 2, 2021
Get the Office Poodle mug.the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
by Bangboy December 29, 2009
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