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Futon Pooper 

The act of shitting on a bitchs futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
Futon Pooper by Footsie PJ April 4, 2011
Related Words
Pooger poogert poogery Freddy pooger pogger poofer pooder Pooge poger Poober

panty pooper 

A girl/guy who shits in his/her undergarments for sexual arousal.
I met a panty pooper yesterday and boy did they smell bad.
panty pooper by MÅX December 25, 2003

Poggers butthole

Poggers butthole
To use the expression "poggers butthole" you need to get a victory royale in fortnite and simultaneously edculating inside a (and this is when the butthole shows up) butthole (doesn't matter what sex as long as it's a hole that shits).
me: *wins a game of fortnite and edaculates in my step sis asshole* "POGGERS BUTTHOLE!"
stepsis: "gg poggers butthole" *playing duo*
me:*having a strap on in my ass* "i love you sis"
step sis:"shut up and kiss me little bro"

me: *kissses step sis*"thxs sis plz get out of my asshole"
step sis: "no i'm not done you little shit" *fucks me even harder while running a knife down my ass*
me: *dies from too much pleasure and cum*

cake pooper 

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.
Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
cake pooper by Tenley June 10, 2007

poggered 

A romany gypsy word meaning broken,ruined,damaged a corruption of the jewish/russian word pogrom meaning devastated.
i lifted too much and poggered me back
poggered by pukka romany February 2, 2010

Pooper Pants 

When someone smells strongly of shit, farts, or assholes, you call them a "Pooper Pants"
Dave the Dirt: Howdy y'all
Fred: Woah Dave, you smell like shit!
Joe: You're a Pooper Pants