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sex police

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006
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Dab Police

An organization created by the youtuber Dantdm. To stop the use of the gesture made by Cam Newton.
Random guy: I aced my exam today! *Dab*

Random guy friend: NO , JUST NO! IT'S TIME TO CALL THE DAB POLICE!
by Narwhal dude April 19, 2018
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safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.
"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"
by loki September 27, 2005
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Palos Verdes Estates Police

The assholes in Palos Verdes who get paid for nothing but take care of problems that the residents complain and whine about and to put stop signs in random places to slow everything down. Who needs police when the area is one of the wealthiest in California?
Dude, me and my bro were driving and we didn't see a stop sign so we got a ticket from the Palos Verdes Estates Police.
by AdomC June 24, 2015
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genre police

People that constantly argue over a band's genre.
Joe: Hey man do you like Band X?
Steve: Yeah, Band X is a really cool rock band .
Joe: Oh shit. Sirens. It's the fuckin' genre police!
Steve: Lets get the fuck out of here.
Genre Police #1: WTF!? Band X isn't rock! They're emo!
GP #2: lmfao, nub. they're nu post emo-hop. <3
GP #3: fuk u they r metalcore!21~
GP #1: EMO.
GP #2: <3 nu post emo-hop kthxbai. <3 <3
GP #3: metalcorne1!! bob wot do u think?
Bob: Couldn't care less. Just enjoy the music.
by Parkin' Lot Pimpin' December 14, 2008
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Police cult

All the people who engage in police worship where the police can do no wrong and they never beat anyone up and Rodney King had it coming to him.That is to hear them tell it.Cock blockers and prudes and fundamentalist ect.
by Deep blue 2012 January 6, 2010
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Fuck tha Police

A common saying, originating with N.W.A., it gained popularity due to police brutality, the war on drugs, and general cop corruption. It is a complete sign of disrespect to the police.
-shit, they busting everyone
-seriously, fuck tha police
by RevG August 2, 2005
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