goat poker

self explanatory

a person anally rapes goats

by steveo February 24, 2004

Indian Poker

Going number two, dropping a duce.

I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker.

by Morton Salt Of The Earth May 6, 2004

strip poker

A cheap but just as exciting version of poker in which no money or clothing is involved

"Poker night tonight?"
"Nah, I'm broke"
"It's gonna be strip style..."

by Danielle December 20, 2004

playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.

Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Poker bum

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.

"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"

by flannelex January 1, 2010

password poker

Having lost track of which password to use on a specific site , you try them one by one until your head hurts.

I couldn't get my email at your puter because i forgot my gmail pasword so started playing password poker.

by brickfoot November 21, 2010

asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008