please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

Veronica, open the door please

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead

VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission

by nahyuckriceseller February 12, 2022

I am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

by ThathandleisalreadyinuseWHAT'S May 24, 2021

please daddy

Please daddy is when you're asking 'daddy ' (your husband or boyfriend for) someyhing, it's usually in a sexual manner

Daddy could you spank me? Please Daddy!

by Crucified12 October 24, 2017

Book Please

A phrase used to describe how excruciatingly average something is. Related to "Cool story bro."

It can be used to piss someone off if they're telling a story.

Parker: OMG! I just hit a ladder shot, 360, YY, cross-map, no scope on highrise!!!!1!!11!1!11!!!11!11!!1!111

Brennan: Book please.

by imamothaBLEEPINboss March 15, 2011

please stop

Polite way of asking someone to cease to continue what they're doing.

Please stop, I want to be left alone.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card when they actually like you.

He was very nice. A pleasure to have in class.

by baba jan June 6, 2018