Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

by monopolyex June 7, 2011

Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings

check out my latest planking photos on facebook!

by Darvo June 8, 2011

Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!

Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome

by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011

plank

To hide something

Linzi: Does your mum plank the chocolate?
Rachel: Yeah, so I can't find it and eat it :(
Katie: Plank!?
Rachel: To plank = To hide
Linzi: Duh!

by Ktwatt March 17, 2009

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

plank

A guitar - especially of the Telecaster variety, which literally is a plank (well, almost anyway)

- Bro', grab your plank, fire up the amp, plug in, and lets jam 'til our fingers bleed!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009