Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016

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ass pipe

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.

As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!

by dashiznit November 04, 2004

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Pipe and Slippers

A person who is old before their time. Often used to describe someone who marries young and is likely to be in bed before midnight on a Saturday.

Friend 1: 'Did you say that Ryan is coming out this weekend?'
Friend 2: 'No, mate. He's at home watching Gardners' World. He's gone proper Pipe and Slippers, nowadays.'

by Rickflare April 10, 2011

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