Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
by Jon Donny June 25, 2017
Get the american pervmug. When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
Get the caught in the pervemug. Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016
Get the screen pervingmug. "I got a good perving up her skirt when she was going up the stairs". "was in town today and I got some good perving on this twenty something sitting in the sun with her legs slightly open".
by citisnappa October 22, 2013
Get the good pervingmug. An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.
It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.
This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.
This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."
"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
Get the screen pervmug. Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.
by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010
Get the Sleep-pervingmug. A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017
Get the matthew the pervmug.