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Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.
I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun
Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!
by robelliott September 9, 2011
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My Person

The one that gets me. The one that sees what no one else bothers to. The one willing to understand past relationship issues that cause a female/male not to want a label. They are trusting, kind, forgiving, and never afraid to show love.The one that calls me out on my shit. The one that keeps me in check without a label. He/she is the perfect match to my crazy. Gentle and emotional without being a push over and able to really Man the fuck up when needed. My person own that male/female who cares enough to hold my hand at the Doctor, and call when I'm not home to make sure I'm safe. The one who makes sure I know I'm beautiful no matter how many times I ask them not to say nice things due to past relationship trauma. My person is hard to get to know but once you let them in they are your best friend, tether to reality, loyal as a mother fucker soul mate all while still not having more than the label of "MY PERSON" but the ones close to us know what it means.
When its closing time, I always go home to my one and only, my person.
by C.falling4.J February 13, 2020
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Green Person

They are the people that you trust with most of your life. They have been there through thick and thin. They always have your back.
“He’s my green person, I trust him with almost everything.”
by TackyWonder777 December 28, 2020
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right person, wrong time

When two people (presumably soulmates) are made for each other but were not able to get together due to unfortunate circumstance.
A: Wow, did you see how strong Dazai and Oda’s bond was in Bungou Stray Dogs?
B: Yeah, it sucks that they ended up acting out the right person, wrong time trope.
by mlksm May 11, 2021
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personality thief

A personality thief is a person with a sever lack of knowledge in the how to of being a normal, funtioning social human being. He finds himself leaching off the personality of someone who is socially succesfully at the moment, and adopts their behavior in an attempt to fit in. However, this normally causes a backfire because of the obvious overkill present, and the pitifulness of the unoriginality.
Lashmeeeee: Wow, this is fucking clutch!
Lashmeeeee: "Failed attempt at an inside joke he's not apart of"
Victim: Lashmeeee you faggot, stop stealing my personality and get back in your fucking single!
Lugo: You fucking personality thief!
by Nerdstalker September 17, 2006
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avoidant personality disorder

avoidant personality disorder is a condition often characterized by: hypersensitivity to perceived or real rejection and a pervasive, extremely low self-esteem.
this inevitably leads to intense social inhibition to the point where the avoidant person tends to avoid social contact with all but those whom he knows for certain will not reject him.
this, in turn, can lead to the avoidant person compensating for his/her lack of social interaction by constructing a complex "fantasy" world, through which he experiences those things that he feels himself incapable of experiencing in real life (love, acceptance, etc.).
it may also lead the avoidant person to assume a defensive position while in contact with others, so he can reject others before they reject him.

treatment is usually therapy.
a person with avoidant personality disorder believes himself to be so personally unappealing that he withdraws from social life, so as to avoid the pain of rejection. this, in turn, causes others to perceive him as uninterested in social life, and they may ignore or even ridicule him. this, of course, reinforces the avoidant's beliefs that he is inferior, and leads him to further withdrawl.

avoidant personality disorder may often be connected to clinical depression.
by chapstick November 10, 2005
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