Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I hope they invite me to that party, I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to get that invite

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

Barnstorming performance

Something exciting and energetic

It was a barnstorming performance.

by MsDai April 6, 2017

Performance diminishing drug

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Performative contradiction

imsoconfused#8999

Fascist is a living performative contradiction!

by Chamwastaken November 20, 2020

performance drive

It's like a sex drive, but for performances. One's engagement in performing.

BTS's Jungkook has a crazy performance drive. He's always dancing and singing like the rent is due.

by ggukin4k June 26, 2021

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023