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Penetration station

An area in a prison where prisoners will rape or fuck another prisoner. The penetration station is usually a closed off area in the prison.
Prison rapist: come with me little boi...
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤
by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017
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anal penetration muffin

A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
by ®© April 13, 2009
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surgical penetration

"I'm scheduled for surgical penetration on Friday"
by Crystal F February 13, 2009
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wall penetration

Wall Penetration is when someones fucking you behind a wall though the ass of pussy
Guy1: Hey wanna have wall penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that you weirdo?
by Gunner The Handler October 23, 2019
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69 degree penetrator

A measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a compass, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.
I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
by Quick Scoping Fgt April 22, 2015
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Penetrate

The sexual inserting of a dick into a pussy
Crieg: Hey what’s about your “grocery shopping” yesterday

Chad: Oh I was penetrating Katie

Crieg: Tell me what happened

Chad: Ok, so I was at a public building with Katie, and then She came running after me. And I’m like what are you doing. She said I wanted to be with you. I said I wanted you to come. She said why, and I kissed her. I tried to kiss her twice, but then she grabbed my hand and we started to make out sexually. She pulled up my shirt, unzipped my pants. And pulled them down. Everyone started to watch. I ripped of her skirt ,pants, and shirt and she started to lick my penis.After a while, we switched,I entered my penis into her vajina and she started to moan and begged for more so I pushed her against the wall gave each other devilish smiles, and she begged and moaned for me to penetrate harder
Crieg: Oh cool by the way, I also penetrated kiersten yesterday

Chad: Was it as sexy as mine
Crieg: Way more sexy than yours

Chad: Shut the FUCK up
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Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.
My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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