An area in a prison where prisoners will rape or fuck another prisoner. The penetration station is usually a closed off area in the prison.
Prison rapist: come with me little boi...
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤
by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017
Get the Penetration station mug.A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
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I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
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Chad: Oh I was penetrating Katie
Crieg: Tell me what happened
Chad: Ok, so I was at a public building with Katie, and then She came running after me. And I’m like what are you doing. She said I wanted to be with you. I said I wanted you to come. She said why, and I kissed her. I tried to kiss her twice, but then she grabbed my hand and we started to make out sexually. She pulled up my shirt, unzipped my pants. And pulled them down. Everyone started to watch. I ripped of her skirt ,pants, and shirt and she started to lick my penis.After a while, we switched,I entered my penis into her vajina and she started to moan and begged for more so I pushed her against the wall gave each other devilish smiles, and she begged and moaned for me to penetrate harder
Crieg: Oh cool by the way, I also penetrated kiersten yesterday
Chad: Was it as sexy as mine
Crieg: Way more sexy than yours
Chad: Shut the FUCK up
Chad: Oh I was penetrating Katie
Crieg: Tell me what happened
Chad: Ok, so I was at a public building with Katie, and then She came running after me. And I’m like what are you doing. She said I wanted to be with you. I said I wanted you to come. She said why, and I kissed her. I tried to kiss her twice, but then she grabbed my hand and we started to make out sexually. She pulled up my shirt, unzipped my pants. And pulled them down. Everyone started to watch. I ripped of her skirt ,pants, and shirt and she started to lick my penis.After a while, we switched,I entered my penis into her vajina and she started to moan and begged for more so I pushed her against the wall gave each other devilish smiles, and she begged and moaned for me to penetrate harder
Crieg: Oh cool by the way, I also penetrated kiersten yesterday
Chad: Was it as sexy as mine
Crieg: Way more sexy than yours
Chad: Shut the FUCK up
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My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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