penis

a stick that are on men and that girls usually suck on when trying to have a baby.when gets exited white salty creamy and sticky stuff shoots out.has a sack hanging down from it with 2 round small balls called "balls".also when gets exited gets bigger cause blood from your head goes down into the penis.to get it exicted just simply rub on it,have someone suck on it,suck on it yourself or just fuck with another girl.
by fjdhaidghui July 24, 2006
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the stick that hangs between mens leg's
by felixio November 23, 2004
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the nicest thing ever... best huge and hard. other words for penis - dickcock boner ect ect. use during sex. gets ramed up a girls hole until it feels good then she moans to im so much for more. men enjoy it when it is licked and rubbed and sucked.
Woman - oh baby i love the feeling of your hard, erect penis inside my soft, wet vagina.

Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.
by horney May 05, 2007
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Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.
That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.
by Matt December 19, 2003
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Something that makes women happy
FUCK ME NOW!! shove that HUGE penis up my ASS NOW!! Im so HORNY.. ohhhh YEAAAAHHH
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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the best part of a man.
used to jerk off.
used for sucking and fucking.
it varies in size, the bigger the better.
"John has such a big penis."
"I sucked John's penis."
"I want a penis in my vagina."
by William Fredrick December 09, 2008
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One part of what makes a man, a man.
"To be a man you must have HONOR and a PENIS~" - Shin-chan
by Shuinoshina April 20, 2008
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