Durty Pencil

When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.

I gave her a Durty Pencil last night

by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.

Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!

by Untergang fan May 28, 2017

pencil picker

a slur especially designed for people name Alex.

"Alex you pencil picker"

by bhanji March 7, 2023

Pencil Head

From the very first minutes of"Smash Mouth's" most famous single "All Star" music video.

The second superhero introducing himself is infact called Pencil Head with his son Son Of Pencil Head.
They state to erase crime.

Pencil Man: "Hi...Uhm...I am Pencil Head."
Son Of Pencil Head:" And I am Son Of Pencil Head!"
Pencil Head: "We erase crime..."

by Iranoon February 28, 2017

Hot Pencil

Is an extras and casting agency term.
Meaning that someone is a certain for an upcoming job or film shoot.
Film and casting agencies commonly make use of this term.

An agency will pencil someone in for an upcoming job, but will hot pencil someone if that someone is a certain for the job.

by coalbobstay December 29, 2014

pencil goes in

A term originating from the popular Disney game Club Penguin, used as a replacement for sexual chat so as to not get banned or reported.

gurl: hey boi
boi: hey gurl come to my igloo
gurl: k
boi: get comfortable
gurl: k
boi: "Pencil goes in"
gurl: mm
boi: lets play mancala
girl: k

by Pencilgoesin6969 May 3, 2016