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breakfast partner

A breakfast partner is not only a partner that eats food with another in the mornings. They also do other things together that cannot be put into words on the internet. Could possibly mean a dirty play date.
So I just had a date with my breakfast partner, but I can't tell you what we did.
by Cubby408 March 4, 2017
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comedy partner

a gay partner who is your real best friend, companion through life, like, actual soulmate.
used to describe the bond between dan howell and phil lester in a totally no homo, hetero-normative way <3
dan and phil aren't together, they're comedy partners
by umJula July 21, 2020
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Stunt Partner

A slang term originating in Ontario meaning "friend with benefit"

Stunt Partners have casual sex together and are often seen wearing corresponding clothing.
Britney and Kevin were stunt partners...before she got pregnant.
by SarniaHomie February 26, 2012
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Kintsugi Partner

Someone that dates with the specific intent of leaving someone in a position better than when they first began dating.
"Rachel is so weird, she only dates guys to get them to quit drinking and find better jobs then leaves them when they're stable. She's such a kintsugi partner."
by FrogEnjoyer April 11, 2023
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Life Partner

A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.
Probably the best example of life partners:

Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
by MemoryFam September 3, 2022
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Partner pooping

Partner pooping is the act of sharing one stall together pooping through your friends opened legs sitting on their lap when he has to poop to.
Person one sits on person two's lap to partner poop together.

Bill sat on John's lap for a partner pooping session since all but one stall was full.
by C. Cream November 10, 2022
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Paperweight partner

A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.

Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
by Pylot November 22, 2022
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