Bloody Paradox

A group/brand created by Musical Artist, Lil Reaper.
• Bloody Paradox started off as a local group in the city of Simi Valley, California.
• Bloody Paradox has group members from different parts of the United States.
• Bloody Paradox IS definitely associated with music.
• The whole Bloody Paradox group WILL have many different projects for music, videos, podcasts, live streams, etc.

you: “Bro, Lil Reaper just announced that there is new Bloody Paradox merchandise dropping this year!”

friend: “damn bro, i’m definitely gonna cop that new Bloody Paradox merch!”

you: “BRO, YOUR MOM JUST TEXTED ME AND SAID THAT SHE’S GONNA COP SOME OF THAT NEW BLOODY PARADOX MERCH TOO!”

friend: “YOOOOOO!!!! MY MOM IS GONNA BE PIMPIN!”

you: “HELL YEAH BRO, SHE’LL BE STRAIGHT PIMPIN!”

friend: “THAT NEW MERCH IS GONNA BE DOPE AS HELL!”

by Bloody Paradox March 25, 2021

The COD Paradox

When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.

When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...

by ANASPAN March 26, 2017

Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.

"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"

by Fixing May 5, 2017

The Ms. Plato Paradox

The Ms. Plato paradox is whenever you have a teacher who gives you a bunch of work, decides BEFOREHAND not to grade any of it, but complains to her students and teacher friends about having a bunch of work to grade.

Dude our english teacher just gave us a bunch of assignments that aren't for a grade, but she's complaining about having a bunch of work to grade, i think she's stuck in the Ms. Plato Paradox.

by imdeadbro January 20, 2022

Paradise Lost

An epic poem written in the 1660s by John Milton and spanning 12 books, Paradise Lost is widely considered the greatest English language epic. Although it is about the fall of Man from the Garden of Eden, one must wonder about Milton - despite his world view of "God gave you free will but unless you toe the line you'll get pounded," he still makes the character of Satan a dangerously alluring epic anti-hero.

"Although Tom was put off by the seemingly incomprehensible Latinate sentence structure of Paradise Lost, he could sniff out masterful poetry like a literary bloodhound.

by KHD April 21, 2004

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021