parentildo

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ son.

Related: Parentilda

My parentildo is a baby.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

Ruby Partington

Slag

Ruby Partington is speaking? That’s Slag behaviour

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 4, 2022

they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.

they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!

by tits February 10, 2005

French fry painting

The act of using a French fry, tater tot, etc. that is used to transfer ketchup or another sauce to a different, often larger food object.

I caught my little brother French fry painting his food so as not to anger dad with his messy
Burger dipping.

by Ausx101 April 12, 2011

Feel like a painting

when you're "feeling like a painting", you're in a state where you feel happy or calm and bliss

I have completed all of my tasks and i'm ready for bed, i feel like a painting right now

by Lolirv September 4, 2019

Dutch Spray-painting

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

by A.D.N. July 12, 2022

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004