Ur.mums.a.fitty.69's definitions

Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

Todd jones

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.

Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022

Ruby Partington

Slag

Ruby Partington is speaking? That’s Slag behaviour

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 4, 2022

Abby Curie-Davis

not a clue how to spell the name but Abby curie-Davis doesn't need a name, shes that fantastic. as soon as she walks through the door, church bells start ringing. she plays Roblox... and her mums low-key kinda fit.

jonathon: oh my golly gosh there's Abby Curie-Davis

jonathons friend: oh holly molly I'm gonna faint, her beauty is overwhelming

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 September 3, 2022

Emov

Both an Emo and chav combined. Emov.

“I can’t work out weather he’s an emo or a chav!?”
“Oh him? He’s an emov”

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 13, 2022

Jaime lee

Emo. Jaime lee is the definition of emo. If emo was a word Jaime lee would be it.

“ahhhhhgggg, there’s an emo.”
“Calm down, it’s just Jaime lee”

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 13, 2022

Amelia McKay

A person who is emo and chav combined.

“Omg I think I just saw an emov!”
“Oh don’t worry it’s just Amelia McKay!”

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 13, 2022