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Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.
Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.
by Larentiah September 13, 2011
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Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.
by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003
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paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.
PaRaNoiA fucking owns
by Lee March 1, 2004
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parafanoia

When one is riding around with some type of drug parafanalia in tgithier possession and suddenly becomes irrationally worried about it.
I was gonna roll a doob for the roadtrip but I decided to bring my gravity bong and now I got parafanoia. Man I'm parafanoid!
by LastNamefRANK July 22, 2012
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Paranoia

A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.
Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?
by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016
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paranoias

having more then one thing that causes you to be paranoid.
When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.
by StickOfGod October 15, 2017
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paranoiaman

paranoiaman Is a jewish person who is a little racist and is usaly none serious and careless and frequently refrence porn
that due is a paranoiaman
by John Doe______________________ September 27, 2019
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