douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007

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Liz Parker

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". Is a serious and studious chick enjoys biology and science and dates (and married later on in series) Max Evans. She fell in love with Max when Max rescurrected her using his alien healing powers when she was shot in "Pilot". She works at the Crashdown Cafe (in the "Pilot" that's where she got shot), the town's alien themed resturant her parents own.

In last few episodes of Seasn 3, it was found that she got powers that resulted from Max's healing. She recieved visions and has a 'destructive' power.

You: "Hey I know that chick... she's the chick who played Liz Parker on "Roswell", what's her name?"
Me: "Shiri Appleby."

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

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pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

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Get off at Sydney Parade

To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.

I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?

You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly November 27, 2019

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Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

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paramecium

It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly!

Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?

Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

by Earl Burrows April 29, 2009

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