Panda

A Weak,Fatass and Useless Version of a totally,awesome and strong Bear
Sakura Haruno is more useful than a fucking panda
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A unit of time equal to 90 minutes.
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Panda

A Panda describes a fat woman of age 18 and over. Its natural habitat is in and around "The Hive" in Edinburgh, Scotland. However, it can and is found in areas all over the world.

Pandas are generally very friendly and have a high sex drive, often leading to many one night stands and general slutty behaviour. In most cases any shy or quiet Pandas can easily be opened up (in more ways than one) by proving them with Alcohol.

Approach with caution.
"Here mate, I so pulled a Panda last night."
"Lewis really is a Panda baiter isn't it?"
"She is such a Panda"
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1) A combination of the first names "Paul" and "Amanda".
2) A bear like mammal that eats bamboo, known to be gentle.
3) Any person (or people thought ofas one unit) that is gentle and kind, but knows how to push people around.
1) You heard Panda, RESET!!!
2) I tried to plant some bamboo, but some panda ate it all!
3) You should see our drum majors, they're such pandas.
by tromboner88 April 03, 2008
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When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.
Girl: Do you like giving away pandas?

Boy: I gave one to all my ex's.

Girl: I want one!!

Boy: Why would you want me to punch you in the face?

Girl: Huuuhhh???
by Mr. T...bag May 27, 2009
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An amazing hooker name

an extremely attractive person

has such a sex drive and will randomly jump you when you least expect it

an amazing friend to have

great traits

a very lovable person
My hooker name is Fucking Panda!

Dude...Kirsten is such a panda
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