Payned

to get so wasted, you cant even walk.

Dam that dude is payned!

by DjPayne July 3, 2011

payned

to be shut down, or shown by a Payne. instead of saying 'snap' 'oohhh cut' etc you say 'oohh payned'.

oooh he payned you
i hope he's payned you

by Catherine P October 17, 2006

Paynas

The male penis.

You stupid fking paynas.

by Opternal December 6, 2003

padonga

A reflection from exterior light on the TV.

watching the footy, the sun breaks through the clouds through the window and reflecting of the TV making the picture harder to see clearly. Sort out that padonga so I can watch the footy.

by Dano Pils February 25, 2004

Padan

A preppy fuck, who loves to hook up with wierd chicks, and vomits everywhere at parties. He is known as a teachers pet and loves the gingers (men and women). He hides his fleshlight under his bed and feels guilty when using it.

Don't pull a "Padan" ya dick

by Joan pickles November 6, 2010

padunkadunk

Where a chick has an ass so big you can see it from the front. Ass so big they wrote a song about it. So big you can put a tea cup on and not spill it. Not those nasty cottage chez sagy ass but something round and bootylishis!

That chick that walks down the street and everyone knows here from her booty. Padunkadunk.

by Lyndsey Reeves December 26, 2005

PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.

Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"

by phobos282 October 8, 2010