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Pacific Time Zone Syndrome 

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him
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Pacific Dentist 

A term for US marines who performed ‘dental procedures’ (removal of gold teeth, usually with a knife or butt of a rifle) on Japanese soldiers in World War 2.
“My great-grandad was a Pacific Dentist in the war

“Oh neat, how many root canals did he perform?”

“Guadal-canal”

“What?”

“What?”
Pacific Dentist by Booz McGroove February 10, 2023

Pacific Stoned Crab 

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab
Pacific Stoned Crab by anonymous August 21, 2023

Pacific Rim Job 

originating from the movie "pacific rim" where a huge mecha robot is piloted by 2 pilots that have a neural bridge connection, thus being completely mentally in sync. this verb is used when two people are so in sync and owning in an activity (gaming, making jokes, cooking, sports ,overall any activity needed two people completing each other with no words said. tldr you so in sync and fuckin too good at it
that play we made was a total pacific rim job.
they're too good at team uno, they're totally pacific rim jobing us.
Pacific Rim Job by anonymous April 6, 2024

Pacific Palisades 

A place in Western Los Angeles along the West Coast. The Palisades are home to rich people (literal millionaires) which burned down at the beginning of 2025 as a result of a formidable, unforgiving fire fueled by Santa Ana Winds, reaching up to 100+ mph (hurricane level!) and harshly dry weather conditions. Within 4 or 5 days, the Palisades fire managed to burn down over 20K acres of mountainous land and vegetation, with several thousands of those rich people's homes being destroyed.
The Pacific Palisades fire is estimated to be the costliest in US history, estimated to exceed more than $150 billion in damage. Construction and repairs may take anywhere from a couple months to even one year.
Pacific Palisades by zarcastic January 11, 2025

Pacific Rim 

When you sit on a wet toilet seat
Oh man! Why didn’t I look before I shit, I hate getting hit with a pacific rim.
Pacific Rim by MrP00PyButth0l3 January 24, 2025

Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.
I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.
Pacific Handshake by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025