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Clout pasting

When you post something for clout (fame or notoriety)
Yo, Timmy just clout pasting online
by Princess Syko May 23, 2018
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gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.
Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.
by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019
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postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
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Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.
Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.
by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020
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Shrimp Pasting

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight
by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
by Laser platforms November 3, 2022
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