Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

The Ostrich

A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.

Anne and Bob had a close call while attempting the ostrich but Bob was able to kick it into high gear and finished as Anne was just a little blue from lack of oxygen

by COK ROCKS September 22, 2017

Dirty Ostrich Attack

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.

"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".

by Exodus Thrasher January 12, 2020

bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.

“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich”

by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020

Alce Ostinata

Protagonista della famosa serie televisiva: Angelo Show
Capo della tribù più potente d'Europa, i Falzi.
Si dice nasconda il suo vero potere all'interno del piede destro fasciato.

Hey Mark, hai visto cosa ha fatto Alce Ostinata nell'ultimo episodio?

by Balllmao Supporter. September 23, 2021

Brooklyn Ostrich

When your dick is so big that it’s hard to wear certain clothes so you tuck your dick between your legs and nestle him up your asshole to save space and allow the use of many other types of clothes

OG mudbone’s 12 inch penis would probably hang down near his knees so if he wore shorts his dick would be out so if he tucks it in his ass it won’t go below his tant this using the Brooklyn ostrich

by Antwan Guzzels October 16, 2021

Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022