Owned

1) To defeat in a spectacular way or fashion
2) To be of extremely high quality

1) You just got owned!
2) That movie owned!

by Moses48 March 19, 2007

kuh-owned

similar to owned, but on a higher, awesomer level. Trademarked by Zach and Ash.

"omg. my head totally just got blown off in gta."
"KUH-OWNED!"

by Ashley Simon December 16, 2007

OWNED!

When someone inacts n00bish behaviour, incurring them to be bettered by something else...Therefore positioning them in an owned state (aka state of ownage)

little girl A hits big boy A in face with bat, big boy A cries, big boy A's friends heckle "OWNED" at him

by Paul Foster August 26, 2005

owned

From hacking: to "own" a server is to illicitly gain access to it to such an extent that one can do everything (root exploit, admin privs).

Thanks to the SSH replay exploit, our servers got owned pretty bad last night.

by Leolo May 11, 2009

Onned

If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav.

1. I haven't onned my computer yet.

2. He onned me but forgot his condom, so I had to let him get me pregnant.

by PuvoGuru July 23, 2009

Owned

v. To dominate other person or thing so completely as to humiliate them. Often applies to first-person shooters when the victim is consistently "fragged," or shot to death.
Synonym is "pwned." Also, the e may be substituted with a 3 if the person speaks leet.

I owned this n00b...he constantly got fragged while he never got a shot on me.

by Fast_Fingers March 8, 2005

OWNED!

when someone has a really good come back and beats u in the arguement!

"kelly i such a slag she slept with kevin"
" well why not i mean it's not like u and him r doing nething...OWNED!"

by sophiee December 28, 2005