Patrick Nelson

Fireball king. Usually carried out on a stretcher to the ambo.

Oh thats the Patrick Nelson

by patneslsossos March 7, 2023

Old Crow Nelson

The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"

Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.

by b&kkbot and jedi November 14, 2010

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

Owen Richard Nelson

Better than Logan May
The N-word is bad

"Whats your name?"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"

by The better Owen Nelson February 12, 2020

Doing a Nelson

Being a complete and utter asshole to your lover and emotionally manipulating them.

I can't believe I found out you were Doing a Nelson that was really mean you harmed them significantly

by Marsotters November 13, 2020

chunky nelson

After drinking foolishly with your girlfriend, you attempt to have disgusting, drunken sex with her. Shortly thereafter, you feel sick to your stomach because of the alcohol sloshing around inside of you. When you climb down from your bed, you blow nasty chunks all over your girlfriend's back.

Samantha: "What are you and Dave doing tonight?"
Noelle: "My boyfriend and I are going to drink together in his room. I hope he doesn't give me a chunky nelson this time."

by r37r0m4ng0 December 15, 2008