Nutters

Short shorts worn so high that the testicles or "nuts" are actually exposed. Made famous by NBA superstar John Stockton, who wore them every game of his career.

John Stockton was sporting his nutters quite well during the game today, although his testicles were quite mis-shapen and sickening. It truly is a good thing that Karl Malone chose to go with the nutters tonight or else all focus would have been placed squarely on the swollen nuts of John Stockton and his blatent dis-reguard for public nudity laws...and maybe even Jeff "Horny" Hornacek

by Big Doggy Jizzle December 28, 2005

nutter

Anyone who thinks that the fat oaf Boris Johnson was a good Prime Minister or that the smelly little paki named Khan is a good Londonistan Mayor .

Nutter..Man but that Londistan is full of nutters who voted for Johnson and the smelly little paki bloke .

by Ihate pakis December 23, 2022

Nutty coco

A "crazy nigger". Often used in reference to the alcohol-induced insanity experienced by many Australian Aborigines. Popular amongst the prison population.

My stupid friend, Jimmy (not streetwise): "I'm gonna roll that cheeky fucking boong!"
Me (alert to the way of the street): "Whoa now, Jimmy! That coon is nutty coco!"
*Jimmy takes a cautionary step backward*

by Harriett Marionette September 13, 2008

nutty

freaking super, extra CRAZY

Chelsea & I were gettin' hella nutty & giggin' to the music.

by ahhhyeahhh June 13, 2011

Butter Your Nutter

To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.

Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll go nice n smooth.

by Poor Raped Goat May 31, 2006

Nutterfuck

The act of penetrating a vagina with one or both testicles.

"Lindsay was shocked and somewhat invigorated when, during coitus, Lance began to nutterfuck her."

by The Nuttercracker October 12, 2008

Nutty Donut

After injecting peanut butter into the girl's anus, she then shits over the guy's face, while he licks her arse hole

Ted: Mate, what's that shit in your teeth?

Fred:(licking his teeth) Nuts... Your mum gave me a nutty donut last. YEAH DAWG! I am the Nutty Professor.

Ted: Oh yeah, your mum gave me a nutty donut 2 hours ago... With a strawberry surprise.

by Tua Mamma1 December 20, 2010