Norwegian Activity

Gay ass sex between two males

We were engaging in Norwegian Activity before the teacher walked in.

by Japanese Ladyboy November 30, 2020

Norwegian Nutcracker

When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.

"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."

by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021

Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.

Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012

Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.

Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.

by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013

norwegian speed bump

you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest

Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.

by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 5, 2014

norweigan ice dragon

when a guy cums in his woman's mouth then makes her laugh the cum out her nose so it just hangs there...like a norweigan ice dragon

I tickled my girlfriend after she gave me head last night so much that she turned into the norweigan ice dragon.

by Nate Gallagher October 2, 2005

Norwegian wood

Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.

Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.

by Michael "Zippy" Warncke May 23, 2004