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Nards

A word used usually instead of "Oh Shit" as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.
Teacher: Ok class, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

Julie: Aww NARDS!
by ProdigyD November 6, 2012
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Napsturbate

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.
by el blobo January 26, 2013
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Naps girl

A girl who is usually criticized for have many male friends and is classified by people as a hoe/where which is usually not true this has happened recently which is not funny or cool at all imagine if parents saw that 😕😕😞
A person who is not a naps girl is Ksenija so leave her alone
by Hillcrest #4 November 25, 2016
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NARP

Not A Real Person.

A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.

And then there are narps.
Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.
by ChepeChepe June 20, 2012
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narp

(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.

A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?

NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
by super deely 2 May 6, 2011
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nareshov

Multitasking, usually eating and having sex. Most often used in the context of failing at both tasks.
Bob's nareshov sessions have caused his wife to leave him.
by Mary 4 Z. April 5, 2008
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Fugee naps

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)
Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)
by Eminem June 12, 2003
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