I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 4, 2019

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021