Yummy cummy mummy

Yummy Cummy Mummys are plagueing this earth. they are mummys that like to take your yummy cummy. Yummy cummy in your yummy mummy's tummy is bad yummy cummy not so yummy cummy makes your mummy dummy. yummy cummy mummys birth cummy babies and cummy babies born from yummy cummy tummys end up as yummy gummy babies. there is nothing more contagious then a yummy cummy mummys yummy gummy baby that was birthed from the tummy of said yummy cummy mummy.

Carlos: "wow, did you see that yummy cummy mummy?"
Fil: "Yes, have a look at her yummy gummy baby that was birthed from her yummy cummy tummy"
Carlos: "Oh how I wish to cummy in that yummy mummys tummy"
Fil: "shut up bro"

by fredthemovie2 April 28, 2021

your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl October 18, 2008

mumphing

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

mumby

kid who got a cum slap on the face by another childs pillow.

if i were to jizz on my pillow then slap you in the face with it, mumby.

by shreshre naik November 15, 2006

Mumsy

She is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. If there's a Mumsy in your life ,never let her go. She is smart,funny and loves people.She is very athletic and fun to be around. She knows how to maintain a relationship.

"Mumsy, where have you been? I've been worried sick.",said Lucas

by Leo Harry August 11, 2019

Mummy Pig

The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit

On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch

by ElliotBeavan May 28, 2020

Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.

"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"

by Mr. TG October 24, 2009