mulah

Eggcorn of moolah, which means money.

I wrote mulah, when I meant to write moolah, in both times I meant money.

by balupton January 1, 2022

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

mumphle

mumphle

a secret code word losers use to identify each other in public.

Time to go mumphle mode.

by MrBubbyG April 7, 2022

mumph

urban dictionary; aka free marketing

if you cant find mumph it's mmuummpphh

mumph, new music out always

by mumph January 2, 2023

Mulch

Free coffee, total trash.

Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.

Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.

James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.

by DB0380 April 21, 2023

Murpheh

A derg that gets pergent all the time because of FrasierYT

I FERKED MURPHEHS ASSHOLE! Screams frasierYT

by Funeh Derg October 6, 2023

heady murph

the act of oral sex including both fellatio and cunnilingus

wow i just got the best heady murph ever!!!

by therockawayj March 27, 2010