by china-man October 9, 2005
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by Iowan December 3, 2004
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Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!
by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009
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The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.
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