mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 8, 2010

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 9, 2017

mortal strain

The feeling of letting out a grenade launcher shit

“I had a great feeling of mortal strain”

by alexis mgee March 3, 2022

Mortaling

To act in a way that is problematic to the greater good deity. Innadvertedly acting erroneous to omnibenevolence.

Compared to God humans be mortaling their own freewill upon nature.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Mortal Jeopardy

Extreme exposure to danger or risk, to a degree so serious that it would pronounce your certain doom, mortal peril.

The country seems to be in mortal jeopardy because of its unscrupulous and corrupt leader.

by Info2go August 30, 2025