pure mortal

Getting so fucking drunk you face your own mortality

Ah man I was pure mortal last night hey!

by bassplayapodge January 5, 2015

The Mortal Kombat

When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.

Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

NBD_mortal

he is an amazing rapper and he’s amazing and my idol yeah yeah

george: omg have you listen to NBD_mortals new album i think he’s gonna win and emmy this year

hilary: who’s NBD_mortal

george: omg im dropping you cause you don’t know who he is!!!!!!

by fruityfonzeybiotch November 23, 2021

PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL

something you say to somebody when they can't find the answer to a painfully simple problem.

gee man, I cant seem to find the answer to this math problem!
<Its 1+1>
YOU PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL!!!! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY 3!!!!

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Foolish Mortal

Something edgy people say to sound cooler than normal people when comparing each other. Generally doesn’t make sense contextually.

Guy 1: Oh, I’m only on episode two of season one of Lost.
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?

by BomberJacknut April 11, 2019

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 9, 2017