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The Mortal Kombat 

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When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.
Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.
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mortal kombat • Mortal • mortal coil • mortalana • mortality • mortal god • mortal combat • mortal enemy • Mortal Lock • mortaliles

NBD_mortal 

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he is an amazing rapper and he’s amazing and my idol yeah yeah
george: omg have you listen to NBD_mortals new album i think he’s gonna win and emmy this year

hilary: who’s NBD_mortal

george: omg im dropping you cause you don’t know who he is!!!!!!
NBD_mortal by fruityfonzeybiotch November 23, 2021
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PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL 

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something you say to somebody when they can't find the answer to a painfully simple problem.
gee man, I cant seem to find the answer to this math problem!
<Its 1+1>
YOU PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL!!!! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY 3!!!!
PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL by Nukes.io February 15, 2020
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Foolish Mortal

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Something edgy people say to sound cooler than normal people when comparing each other. Generally doesn’t make sense contextually.
Guy 1: Oh, I’m only on episode two of season one of Lost.
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?
Foolish Mortal by BomberJacknut April 11, 2019
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Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

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A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
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ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) 

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a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
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