Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth

"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.

by Olio bandito November 28, 2021

Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3

Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison

by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022

morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.

The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.

by Anonald May 14, 2022

Scunt Morrison

Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.

After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.

by Hermannym May 25, 2022

Jim Morrison

Living Dionysus who made himself a modern poet.

Jim Morrison is a god.

by Theladyoutthere January 31, 2022

Max Morrison

Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.

Look at max morrison’s cock

by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022

Talia Morrison

Talia Morrison is a breathtaking, beautiful girl, who loves volleyball, singing, and theatre. She has the voice of an angel. She will not be overlooked by some losers on a corner, but instead stand her ground and fight for what she thinks is right. Now even though she can seem mean her heart is full of gold and love for everyone she’s around. She puts so much time and effort into what she does and always has a second mind. Talia Morrison has a really nice body including boobs and butt that any man can’t comprehend. Talia has a nice warmhearted spirit that will for sure shine through

Person one: wow that girl over there was really sweet, and she looks so good.
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison

by Girly girl 3000 January 21, 2025