moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson July 18, 2006

Moose

1. To become inebriated.
2. To have sex.

1.
"Moosin' on the moose juice."
"Dude, you were moosed like a caboose."
"Once the moose is loose, you can't goose the noose."
"Hey man, don't be a moose noose."
2.
"I moosed that papoose like a zeus moose."

by Devin Conathan December 27, 2004

Moose

a weapon in counterstrike

i got the moose....do you?

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Moose

A tall hansome hot af guy from Canada

Kathryn: Fuck Moose is so hot omg
Lucy: Ummmmmm who is Moose??
Jasmin: I think she's talking about the new guy from Canada
Kathryn: Hell yeah I am

by Jasmina .R July 26, 2018

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing August 30, 2011

MOOSE

The name of a person that you've met before a dozen times, but you forget their name, and when you ask someone that knows his name, they exploit your forgetfulness, by giving you a most ridiculous wrong name.

I remember meeting him before at Adam's bachelor party, but I forgot his name.

Oh, that's MOOSE.

by SovietTugBoat May 03, 2010