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still mooing

A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.
We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.
by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009
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Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
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morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.
Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.
by calaburrito July 10, 2009
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Morning face

That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.
My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.

(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)
by Vixter Frerard March 14, 2014
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Troy and Abed in the morning

Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'
by Yeetityb sheetity April 14, 2020
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Morning Tug

a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day
Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day

*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
by Teh_Informer January 24, 2010
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Morning Jerk

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
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