1 definition by Teh_Informer

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a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day

Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day

*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now

by Teh_Informer January 23, 2010

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