monkied

An intense level of intoxication. The intoxicated person is usually on the brink of collapse, but still managing to cause a considerable amount of damage and disorder.

"You got into the police car and tried to order the officer to drive you to the nearest liqueur store. You were completely monkied out of it.

by mcmonkeys1 May 29, 2008

mokit

scottish slang, meaning very dirty.

1. Dammit, my car's mokit already!
2. Girl 1 - are you wearing your new boots?
Girl 2 - NO way, they'll get mokit!

by hannah April 10, 2005

Moncing

The Facebook art of Moncing. When you do not trust someone on your friends list to be in a group with your other friends. So you end up banning then from the group and away from your other friends.

Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.

Thus preforming the art of moncing.

You
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"

Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"

You
"so you're moncing me then?"

Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"

by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009

mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

by vogla January 14, 2013

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.

I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

by akejlkjlgkjla November 21, 2006

Manking

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manking

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

by Old School Hollywood June 16, 2006