Rocko's Modern Life

The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.

Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)

"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."

by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010

modern hip-hop

Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.

modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.

by joe725 August 10, 2007

Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.

Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?

by Bronthing January 5, 2011

Modern Warfare 2

A game filled with a majority of 10-15year old kids.

*high voice* Omg, I'm the best at modern warfare 2

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMW2 April 12, 2010

Modern Caveman

When there is a huge blizzard outside and there is snow blocking your doors and you can't get out.

"This blizzard is so bad, I feel like a Modern Caveman stuck in my own home."

by crazyfunnycool February 6, 2010

Modern Hippi

noun

1. A free-spirited dreamer in the pursuit of a life with meaning.

2. An individual unconfined by societal norms, someone who is unable to be put in a box.

3. A multifaceted person who enjoys both nature and abundance, combines the duality of life.

Natasha is so hard to define with all of the different activities she does, she really is a modern hippi.

by Modern Hippi August 14, 2019